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Hey every one! Are you all excited about celebration? I am! Its on the 29th so that's only 16 days! So if your not ready to "jam for Jesus" you better get ready!

Hope to see you there.

A funny joke

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the Newf would like to play a fun game. The Newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the Newf's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The Newf doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Newfie's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Newfie and hands him $500. The Newf pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Newfie up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?" The Newf reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

God's Promise

"Our Thinking vs. God's Promise"

"It's impossible"All things are possible (Lk. 18:27)
"I'm too tired"I will give you rest (Mt. 11:28-30)
"Nobody really loves me"I love you (Jn 3:16)
"I can't go on"My grace is sufficient (II Cor. 12:19)
"I can't figure things out"I will direct your steps (Prov. 20:24)
"I can't do it"You can do all things (Phil 4:13)
"I'm not able"I am able (II Cor. 9:8)
"It's not worth it"It will be worth it (Rom. 8:28)
"I can't forgive myself"I forgive you (I Jn 1:9 & Rom. 8:1)
"I can't manage"I will supply all your needs (Phil. 4:19)
"I'm afraid"I have not given you a spirit of fear (II Tim. 1:7)
"I'm always worried and frustrated"Cast all your cares on Me (I Pet. 5:7)
"I don't have enough faith"I've given everyone a measure of faith (Rom 12:8)
"I'm not smart enough"I give you wisdom (I Cor. 1:30)
"I feel all alone"I will never leave you or forsake you (Heb. 13:5)

Birthday Boy

Hey every one! Its Nate's 14th birthday on Sunday, March 18, so if every one could say happy birthday to him that would be great.


Happy Birthday Nate!

Just a joke...hehe---Read out loud!

English- Chinese
That's not right -Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP- Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse- Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?- Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table -Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift -Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here -Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet- Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone- No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week- Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight -Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile -Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive -Yu Stin Ki Pu
PASS IT ALONG. DON'T LAUGH BY YOURSELF

Sooo...

I don't have much to say because there isn't much to say so if any one has any news tell me. hahaha...ugh... not funny. no really.




I'm Bored... : (

Crazy moterbiker

Did every one here, Nate Moris had a big wipe out when he was motorbiking. He riped open his whole knee. insane eh? Right now he is in the hospital hopefully recovering, so could all of you keep him in prayer pleas.

a day of chaotic fun

I was at the warnock's house the other day and it was totally chaotic. there were kids screaming every were you went. Then we went to T.W.U. and just had fun.

fun fun for everyone

yo yo yo thanks alot joe. b-ball was fun and incase everyone didn't know joel aranged everything so we could have some fun. you rock joe!